Jack Nicholson

Dear Wally,

What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever seen?

-GT

Dear GT,

Ever? Possibly the grossest thing most recently is Jack Nicholson slurping down food on the big screen (‘The Bucket List’) in THX Dolby surround-sound. I’m still traumatized by the partially masticated mush in his maw sloshing around so visibly, so publicly. It wasn’t supposed to be a horror film! My own new and improved ‘Bucket List’ includes having an actual bucket handy when I next pay to watch this Hollywood legend eat. I should think it easier to land an F-16 on a moving aircraft carrier than for Nicholson to get a complete hardboiled egg into his yap hole and keep all of it in there. I’d divulge a state secret if meant I never again had to watch him simultaneously talk and eat. Unless he invited me to lunch, which he wont after reading this…

Well, whaddya want? you asked…

-Wally


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